Moving in together! According to some, it's an uninterrupted slumber
party featuring the best of both your furniture and half the rent. Such
bliss. Such savings. But where do you put all your secret stuff?As for what people are hiding, if the Times is to be believed,
women are mostly hiding junk food and chocolate — out of a mix of shame
for eating it and the fear that their significant other will eat it
first. Men are mostly hiding their porn, as they should, but not because
it’s bad or disrespectful or threatening. They just have embarrassingly
poor taste in porn.
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Pockets on the clothes hunged up is a
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Of course, hiding the emotionally consequential stuff — evidence of past
(or current!) relationships, that fantasy screenplay — is becoming an
increasingly digital concern. Locked folders and photo-hiding apps can
arouse suspicion mainly from the kids today
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